Peacedood's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Anti-smoking Squirrels]

It was fair.

But then again it sucked. I like how confusing and mis-stated one of the facts were, I mean seriously "More than 5 children now under the age of 18 will eventually die from smoking related diseases." Its like you're trying to make it sound like kids under 18 are dying from smoking. Seriously, this is just another way the anti-smoking nazis confuse dumbasses to not smoke. I myself do not smoke, but I hate how these stupid anti smoking companies have to use fucking confusing statistics to get people on their side. Seriously, that doesnt even mean anything. Does it mean that in the course of history, more than 5 children have died from smoking related diseases? Does it mean that 5 children that smoke will die later in life? Come on. Give me a break. Howbout' something like, " Of all the children under the age of 18 that start smoking, half of them will eventually die from smoking related ilnesses." See? Now doesnt that make much more sense? And the phrase " A squirrel can resist, can you?" How do you know a squirril can resist? Have you personally trained a squirrel to light up a cigarette and smoke it? Shut up. You and your anti smoking bullshit. Besides if people decide to smoke, and get hooked on it, let em' die. If they choose to start young, let em' get lung cancer and die a horrible death. Its not your fault. Its theirs, and to a lesser extent the tobacco industries.

End of rant.

sparkers responds:

it says 5 million children under the age of 18. and i know a squirrel can resist because i've seen a little grandpa guy throw a cigarette packet at a squirrel and it ran away after a few moments of sniffing it. but i do have a personally trained squirrel to light up a cigarette and smoke it. gimme your email address and i'll send it to you. and if you think that i'm some do gooder trying to prevent kids from smoking, just read the caption and see? its a friggin health project! Gosh!

End of rant

[No Man's Land Flash Anime]

Simply Amazing

Once you ignore the bad music and the very little animation that is. I'll admit that this is certainly one of the best flash's I've seen but thats simply due to the fact this its amazingly drawn. If you had more action scenes I'm positive that this would appeal to far more people. Please continue the series, but take into mind peoples suggestions. You definately need to keep the extremely detailed characters and backgrounds, just animate a bit more. Keep up the good work.

[Energy Pt#1 The Forest]

Aweful

It may be poorly animated, but since its got sound and a loader, its definately going to get accepted. Please learn how to animate before you send this in.

[alrity then]

Not Bad.

In fact I liked it. Oh also I was the one who you challanged to do a better job on the graphics of your "Wheelchair Man" flash. Keep watching me because soon enough I'll be done. Till' then, buh bye.

[Foamy - A Parody]

Wow

That sucked donkey shit. How the fuck did that get accepted? I guess it is true that anything with a prelaoder and sound gets accepted into newgrounds.

Seriously, what the fuck was that? How much time did that set you back? 5? Maybe 10 minutes?

[I&B Go to the Mall]

Aweful.. Just aweful.

As far as I'm concerned scripts about retarted babies just don't cut it. This is honestly one of the worst animations I've ever seen. The only reason that I gave the graphics a 2 is because of the semi-decent ending. Please for the love of God, don't make a sequel. And to all those who actually liked this, please take some time to question why. Also, please stop making animations with kids screaming. Its annoying as hell.

El-Cid responds:

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!WWWHHHHAAAWWWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!
. . .
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[happy folk]

Stop Trying

There was very little animation in this. It was all just stills. Please, stop trying until you get some talent.

rising-flame responds:

but some movies have little animation at all but a few people moving their arms and lips. so do thoughs suck to???

[The Offspring Clock v2]

I hate clocks.

Why does there seem to be an endless supply of terrible clock animations? I just dont understand their appeal. The voices are annoying as hell, and when was the last time the animation was awe inspiring? I like to make and watch flash's to see something cool, or to have a god laugh. These clock animations just.. lack everything.

[deletebr01]

AWESOME BIATCH

Okay, this has to be better than the time brett killed himself. Keep it up or die bitch!

B-ragzzy responds:

Yeah, it was pretty sweet when Brett killed himself.

[A movie about Love]

Its alright

Personally I found the artwork very lacking. The colour may have helped it but colour is wasted without decent drawings. I suggest starting with just black and white and then moving up to colour.